Some Frequently Asked Questions to help guide you through the site.

Does this site need to exist?
No, not really. Everyone who BBQs probably knows how to enjoy beer in the process.

My food is all burned! What do I do?
Drink faster.

My food is all raw! What do I do?
Well, best to drink more. No human pathogen can survive in alcohol, a scientician once told me, so best to play it safe and get nice and pickled. For safety.

What if I don’t drink beer?
Well, then I guess you don’t BBQ. You could try a cider. Or a real site about BBQ’ing.